The next, stupid trend for millennials – “De-Plating” (Page #2)

Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, it does, and there are many more pages of stupid de-plating ideas.

This one isn't terrible, it isn't like a piece of glass will cut you, but the level of pretension is quite high.

This one isn’t terrible, it isn’t like a piece of glass will cut you, but the level of pretension is quite high.

Afternoon tea served in a book case. Evidently when you're a art major and can't get a job out of college, this is what you do.

Afternoon tea served in a book case. Evidently when you’re a art major and can’t get a job out of college, this is what you do.

Nothing screams "Classy" like having your dessert served on the outside of your cup, so you have to lick it up like a dog. Maybe this is their revenge for majoring in gender studies of fruit bats?

Nothing screams “Classy” like having your dessert served on the outside of your cup, so you have to lick it up like a dog. Maybe this is their revenge for majoring in gender studies of fruit bats?

Same restaurant as above, however this is boarderline NSFW. It also looks terrible.

Same restaurant as above, however this is boarderline NSFW. It also looks terrible.





The squirt of mustard looks like a bowel movement. That is on top of the little ice cream scoop of mashed potatoes and a brown streak of....something.

The squirt of mustard looks like a bowel movement. That is on top of the little ice cream scoop of mashed potatoes and a brown streak of….something.

After all the little streaks of mango, whoever did this just gave up and threw pieces of a coconut on the plate.

After all the little streaks of mango, whoever did this just gave up and threw pieces of a coconut on the plate.





On a plus note, this place in DC did decide eventually to put a piece of paper in between the shoe and your food.

On a plus note, this place in DC did decide eventually to put a piece of paper in between the shoe and your food.

Pretentious - Making people sit at a picnic table inside a building to eat. Hiroshima level of pretentiousness - Serving those people food on a miniature picnic table.

Pretentious – Making people sit at a picnic table inside a building to eat.
Hiroshima level of pretentiousness – Serving those people food on a miniature picnic table.


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